Harvey pressed the button as a Satellite on top of the base radiated a signal to the remote. Colin looked at the device as it split open and revealed a set of number buttons as well as buttons for various other functions.
"What's this?" Colin asked.
"That would be....Calculator Mode?" the nerdy viking asked.
The party just stood there like someone loudly farted.
"Like, what's a cal-cu-la-tor?" a blonde bimbo asked.
"A math doing machine." the wizard explained.
"Ewwwww, math." the bimbo replied.
A tiny collapsing arm stretched out and typed out the phrase "BOOBS" in numbers.
"Really? That's their strategy? Typing boobs on a calculator? Really?" Colin asked as the calculator arm hit the divide symbol, and the zero button. As the enter button was hit, the remmote collapsed and morphed into a dark ball of energy that began to pull everything apart.
"Oh, that makes more sense.... AHHHHHHHH!" Colin yelled as he was stretched apart and sucked into the void.
The void grew and grew, swallowing miles of land every second.
In an hour, the Earth was consumed.
Then the solar system.
Then the Milky Way.
Then, ever quickly, the universe, and with that all being was extinguished...
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Game Over: Yeah, you see... that value on the calculator represents the universal... spectrum... string theory... wormholes..... I can't BS my way out of this ending.