Waking up from another night of fearlessness, John left his bed and checked his phone for any text messages or tweets from last night that he missed. Unsurprisingly, his screen was clear except for a single text saying he now had a new game installed. Not remembering installing the game, he opened up the app to see what it was.
Change Finder: the game where people don't notice what you do to them.
Rules
1. All players are aware of the ongoing changes that they and other players create. If found to be player, they lose access to the app and undergo a loser transformation.
2. All transformations are safe to use and cause no long term side effects.
3. The minimum size anything can reach is 1 inch.
Reading the weird rules, you found a list of blank name bars save for one with the name John on it. Figuring it was a simple coincidence, John clicked on it. Once pressed, a new blank text screen appeared. Deciding to have a little fun with the game he set to work writing an outlandish transformation.