Chad yelled, "You ate me."
Dylan said, "And you were delicious. Anyone still hungry?"
Andy said, "I could use a bite."
The sandwich guy brought out the apron again. He repeated this until each of Chad's friends had their fill of chicken sandwich.
Dylan said, "It's amazing that we all feel full and we still have Chad but what about you Chad. Are you still hungry?"
The sandwich guy interrupted, "That's part of the magic. Chad feels like he ate a chicken sandwich every time he was eaten. He probably feels stuffed."
Chad said, "That's true. I feel like I ate too much AND LIKE I WAS EATEN TOO MUCH."
Dylan said, "Get over it. You're fine now. Let's go do something else."
Andy said, "Hey look, a funhouse."
They walked over to the funhouse where the funhouse attendant said, "Pleasure Island has many funhouses and each one is different. This one is built more like a labyrinth where some paths lead to surprises."
The friends entered and found themselves in a mirror maze. They quickly became separated from each other. As Andy walked, bumping into glass wall after glass wall, he discovered that it wasn't just a mirror maze. Some of the mirrors were doors that swung open. Many of the mirrors were distorted making Andy look bigger or smaller. Then Andy found stairs leading up or down for a truly three dimensional maze. Andy became so disoriented that he felt like he was walking on the ceiling.
Dylan, Chad and some of the others made it to an observation area where they could relax and watch their friends progress on cameras. Dylan saw what looked like a small glass tunnel. A few minutes later, he saw Andy making his way through the small glass tunnel. Andy looked to be only twelve inches tall. Suddenly the tunnel tipped and Andy slid down into a box.
A voice said, "Your action figure is ready."
Dylan looked in the box to find an action figure of Andy. "Hey guys. Andy is an action figure."
Dylan passed Andy around. Chad said, "He looks so real. I wonder if . . ." Chad pulled Andy's pants down. "Yup, he's anatomically correct too."
Dylan grabbed Andy and gave his bare ass a swat. "That's for hitting me with that goo balloon."