Colin grabbed onto his mother's arm after carrying his double assault rifles.
"The bimbo's drunk, she won't be much of an issue. I say we run for it." the gamer guy told his mom.
The middle aged woman responded with "Colin, there could be more of them, how do you know that..."
Colin placed his fingertips on her mouth and sushed her.
"Trust me Mom, I've taken out loads of these brainless barbie wannabes." he said.
The woman nervously paused and nodded.
And so Colin took a deep breath, before he ran full force out from behind the stand and pulled his mother along with him. This mad dash to safety was cut short by Colin slipping in a huge puddle of red wine and busting his back in two on his own weaponry.
"Huh? W-W-*hic*-was that?" the nude redhead drunkenly slurred as she staggered towards the puddle.
"Colin! Colin! Get up!" Mrs. Greys cried out.
But alas, her son failed to respond before the drunk bimbo pulled her into a rather nasty hug.
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Game Over: Blindy running where a wine bottle was dropped on hard flooring was dumb, no?