"Hey!" Shouted Bruno, as Nick Chan stood in the foyer of the locker room looking right and left trying to decide where to find Chad's football buddies.
"Huh? Oh, hey!" Nick replied.
"You don't go to this school, so why are you here?" Bruno asked strutting forward in his Speedo.
Nick's eyes dropped to his bulge. Bruno followed his eyes and smiled.
Sometimes a half truth is better than a lie.
Nick pulled his shorts down to reveal the shiny metal chastity device that was Chad.
"Because your jerk jock Chad pranked me into this. Turns out only the thumbprint of one of his buddies will unlock it."
Bruno snickered, and then burst out laughing, "Chad did that? Didn't know he had it in him."
Oh, it's in him alright, and he's gonna be sorry he put it there, thought to himself and at Chad.
"He didn't tell you the name of the buddy, did he?"
"No, he didn't. You one of his buddies?"
"Maybe? So it's classic King Arthur, sword in the stone stuff," Bruno said, "so what will you do to get me to touch your junk? Hand job? Blow job? Or fuck your ass?"
"ER, hand job? "
"Bizzzz, wrong answer. If you said blow job, you'd have only had to give me a blow job, now you gotta do all three." Bruno peels down his Speedo, and Nick screws up his face.