Colin decided that it wasn't worth it to get this freaking pothead out of the car.
'The damn idiot nearly got me killed, and got my eye stabbed out!' the gamer mentally shouted.
Carefully, he slipped out of his seat and walked quietly around the car, hoping the guy wouldn't wake up.
He took one step.
Then another.
Then another after that, tip-toeing out of earshot as the man moaned in pain. Then he assumed a simple walk and whistle.
What Colin didn't know was there were two errors in his attempt to walk away.
The first: the car's gas tank busted and was leaking fuel.
The second: the stoner's bong was still lit, and ended up landing in the gas puddle.
It ignited, and the car exploded on sight, sending a red hot cloud into the air and breaking the desolate calm with thunderous BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Colin smugly grinned "Well, good I wasn't in..."
And then a tire flew in and crushed the back of his head.
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Game Over: You know what they say, Karma's a *BOOOOOOOOOM!*
..... *cough, cough* YOU SAID WE WEREN'T USING ANY EXPLOSIVES!
???: Sorry!