Mrs. Colins was an old woman, she never had a woman, and she rarely, if ever, spoke with anyone. No one really knew whom she was and there were rumors abound, though what most had in common, was that she was a witch. It wasn't true, Mrs. Colins never had a husband, because she never found a man worth the effort. She had a few nick-nacks, many of them were supposedly magical, but she collected them, simply because she liked them.
That just changed, because Mrs. Colins liked to sit in her rocking chair enjoying the night, and during her this night time ritual she saw you, your boyfriend, and the new neighbors. At first, she thought it was the imagination of an old woman, then she wondered why she thought that, then began her transformation. She became younger, grew purple fur highlighted in blue, and as she became he, his history changed.
By the time you were finished speaking with you boyfriends parents, the transformation finished, with MR. Colins, not only being an actual witch, but respected for it "Hey there Mr. Colins." you said to him "Well now, it's good to see you boys again." said Mr. Colins, walking over to cup yours and Cody's balls, as the both of you return the favor "and who are these handsome wolves?"
"I'm Jack, and this is my husband Michel." introduced Jack cupping Mr. Collins balls "Jay and Cody were telling us you were the local witch. It's nice to know this neighborhood has such a respectable person living here." added Michel doing the same "Oh you make me blush, I'm not all that special." Mr. Colins responded cupping the twos balls "Your too humble Mr. Colins." Stated Cody. "Since your here, would you like to come in? I could whip you a dick growth potion, or summon some tentacles."