The Chinese man looks up in surprise,according to is astrological chart, his customers this morning would all be male, but coming through the door is a pretty blond woman. She is 5'3" with short wavy blond hair, blue eyes and bubbly personality.
"May I help you?" the Chinese man asks in a somewhat rude tone, as if she'd interrupted him while he was doing something important.
"Just looking," she replied. The door chimed and two gruff looking men carrying bags from the gun shop next door enter. Ah, thinks the Chinese man, my customers at last.
The blond woman looks at the oversize bras, and obscene merchandise and shakes her head and clucks her tongue. The men who entered are joking and holding up oversized bras to themselves. She is about to leave when she sees an item that would be perfect for her boyfriend. In between a lifelike dildo vibrator, and a pink corset is a red jockstrap emblazoned on the pouch "HOT STUFF".
"I'll take this," she says handing the surprised Chinese man $10.00 and the strap.
"Uh, I didn't even know that I had any male clothing," he says distractedly, "Would you like me to wrap it?"
"No, wait, I think I'll wear it. Vinnie and I have a-um- date in an hour, and I think I'll surprise him. Can I use your dressing room?"
The raucous men are now struggling to put the bras on over their clothes. The Chinese man shows her a dressing room, and returns in time to see the men's horror.
"Oh, yes, gentlemans, all clothing is guaranteed to fit!" He chuckles as the men struggle with their now double D sized breasts which popped the buttons off their shirts and filled the bras the two were wearing.