I would be surprised as you are if you learned that I legit married an anthropomorphic cow. She wasn't always a cow, though. She used to be a normal human, like all of you. I was her girlfriend prior to her transformation, and I am now married to her.
Her name is Sasha, and she grew up in the country, like you might expect. We live in a city that is very close to the country, and her family own a cattle ranch. She had a slim, curvy figure, and we knew each other since we were 10. One day, while she was carrying hay out, she saw a glowing cowbell on the ground. She put it on, and suprise surprise, she turned into a cow.
Now Sasha is a 8 foot tall behemoth weighing 800 pounds. She has brown fur, and has both normal boobs and udders.
My parents at first didn't approve of our marriage, but eventually they let us have our way.