Now as we all know when the nuclear reactor of Space Ark Jozef Stalin XII
began to fail two decades earlier the thing was abandoned by most of its
inhabitants.
The nuclear reactor itself was thousands of years old,having been salvaged
from a 1980's
Soviet Union nuclear missile sub.
The remaining diehard inhabitants knew they
needed a expert on the ancient archaic reactor
and the obvious choice was to go back to 1981 and haul the
crew designers and builders
of the original submarine
whose name was easy to figure out since
there
was a brass memorial plate on the reactor
stating that
Aurora Bear had been a good submarine.
In 7858AD those diehard inhabitants were aware of
Herr Plumber Who? and the planet
of time travelling
Flush Lords ( and Ladies)
that had a mastery of time and space
toilets
The planet
LooLoofrey.
So they had gone back and snatched
up Ivan's parents,Emily's parents and the cursing
Kaptain Ivan Voyinski from the
submarine
Aurora Bear.
Everyone,both 20th century Earthlings
and their 79th century
heirs,had
quickly agreed
that although it was nice when Herr Plumber Who?
popped up to save the day
it was even nice when he and his communal flush toilet time machine
departed again.
So when Kaptain Ivan Voyinski heard from the mild mannered alien assistant that the
arks long range time and space sensors were picking up the odiferous
Flush Lords craft rapidly
approaching,Ivan swore like the Russian sailor
he was
since afterwards they'd all be washing down the
Ark's floors to mop up the brown and yellow stains
and spraying
plenty of
air freshener about the place.
Having come from 1981
Ivan and plenty of the other old Earthers
wondered
Why can't Flush Lords go about with
more respectable titles,or
use London Police Box's for their