You stand there staring at your now hooved hands in disbelief. You can't beleive it. "My HEEHAWands are HEEHAWoooves!" You cry out in terror. "What HEE HAW is HEEHAWappening to mHEEHAW?"
Then the world start to spin around you but you are sure the floor is not moving. Leaning agains the walls confirms the walls aren't moving either yet everything starts to spinn faster and faster untill you finds yourself on your hands and knees. Once on the floor the Spinning feeling stops but it returns when you try and stand up. A streaching feeling in your feet make you turn and look at them. When you do you see the shreaded remains of your shoes on the floor next to you. What you see makes your eyes go wide, at the end of your legs is a perfect pair of donkey hooves. "What HEEHAW is HEEHAWappening to mHEEHAW!?" Soon your arms lengthen intil your are forced to stand on all fours at the same time the buttons on your clothes start to shoot off your clothes as your body grows in bulk and size. Bofore you know it, your neck grows longer and your face changes shape until you now completey look like a donkey.
At this point a man enter and ask. "So might your name be?"
"HEE HAW" Is all you can reply.