Congratulations! You’ve just moved to your new home in Cremont, one of the most beautiful and intriguing cities in the world! This handy guide will inform you on the culture, districts, and unique lifestyle of our city.
Cremont is unique in many ways, but there is one thing that will stand out to you the moment you arrive. Of our over 80 thousand citizens, an overwhelming 90% are male, and an additional 5% consider themselves to be ‘other masculine’ genders. In fact, not a single female baby has been born in Cremont since 1981! Thanks in part to this, Cremont is considered the gay capital of the region, and maybe even the nation! Cremont is also the birthplace of thousands of famous models and supermodels, and some surveys quote the city as having the most attractive genes in the nation.
However, Cremont has much more to offer. Situated in a valley on the west coast, Cremont is known as ‘Sunset City’ thanks to its beautiful views of the setting sun. The architecture in the city is a mix of colonial French architecture reminiscent of New Orleans and modern, colourful 1980s style buildings very similar to Miami. Cremont has several unique districts, each with something of its own to offer.
The first of these districts is DOWNTOWN. This district is home to many pleasant boulevards and shopping opportunities, as well as museums and cultural experiences galore. The district is very diverse, with small enclaves of various cultures scattered around the city centre, each with many restaurants for international tastes. Downtown is the main hub for Cremont’s bustling nightlife scene, with plenty of bars, clubs, and pubs to suit anybody’s tastes.
Cremont’s most famous district is the BEACHSIDE district. As the name suggests, this district is home to several perfectly white beaches, busy enough to feel lively but quiet enough to relax. This is also the most popular district with active types, thanks to its multiple pools, gyms, and bike and running paths. In the city marina, there is also a stadium where Cremont’s city teams play.
Hidden just behind the beach is the RED LIGHT DISTRICT, which of course holds plenty of institutions to suit your sexual needs, including strip clubs, love hotels, sex shops, and dark alleyways perfect for picking up prostitutes or treating yourself to some indecent exposure with your partner. Naturally, the less secluded streets of the Red Light District are the hangouts of Cremont’s overwhelmingly large gay community, and hosts gay bars galore.
In the north of the city, overlooking the sea on top of its hill is the LAFAYETTE HILLS neighbourhood, one of the most affluent for miles. About 5 thousand celebrities and millionaires live here, and aren’t afraid to flaunt their wealth with their sports cars and mansions. This is also where many of Cremont’s luxury shops are located, but most are very secretive to all except the wealthiest clients.
Finally, beyond the suburbs is CREMONT NATIONAL PARK. This park is home to some of the most beautiful forest scenery in the region, as well as a huge array of wildlife. Be careful though, as there have been reports of young men going missing when they visit late at night so watch your back, and let the rangers look after you.
Around the outskirts of the city, there are also many other things to see like the military base, farming communities, and many more, far too many to list in one leaflet! To conclude, we hope you enjoy your new life here in Cremont. The only question is, where will you visit first?