Jeremy decided to choose the shrink option. OK.
He thought of shrinkin himself to half his size, or to the size of a toddler, or the size of a newborn baby,, or doll size, or ant size, or microscopic size, or have gradual shrinking every day.
He put his finger on the shrink button, and then, His curiosity mounting, Jeremy points the gun at himself and shoots. He feels a tingling sensation where the beam hits him but nothing happened.
He started to sneer. "Obviously nothing would really happen," he said to himself, trying to muster sufficient disdain in his voice. He felt silly and didn't want to admit that part of him had really expected this to work. “Let me, just to be safe, put this at a safe place.” he put it in his wife's underwear drawer, the one place he knew his kids were forbidden to look.
"OK." Jeremy said to himself. He had only just got downstairs when he started groaning. he doubled over in pain as every muscle and bone in his body ached. He could feel his clothes getting looser...