It was after sunset. The trailer started to get cold with the heater turned off. Sal lay on the mattress in the fetal position with the big rubber banana hugged to his chest, and wedged between his thighs. He stretched and yawned. It was dark except for the lights from the DVD player, clock radio, and the nightlight in the outlet just outside the open bedroom door. He pushed the giant black rubber banana away, and rolled out of bed. He stood with one knuckled hand supporting him, as his other now elongated arm scratched himself.
He looked around, Rico must not be home yet. Sal knuckle walked out of the bedroom and down the hall. He needed to piss. Sal flicked the bathroom light switch as he entered. The light temporarily blinded him. He closed his eyes, lifted the toilet lid, grabbed his cock and let the stream flow.
His cocktail felt different, there were bumps or barbs along the shafts. He opened his eyes and blinked. He stared at his black rubber monkey cock with a watery black inky stream glowing out of it. His belly, legs, chest, arms were all covered with black rubber hairs. Out of habit, he shook himself dry, and flushed. Then he rushed to the mirror over the sink. A black rubber monkey or chimpanzee mask stared back.
Sal gasped, and said, "Ook!"
He raised his monkey hands to his lips, and covered his mouth. He had meant to say something completely different. He opened his mouth again,
"Ook! Ook! Ook! Aah, aah, ook! Kah! Yi! Ook-Ook!" came out.
He covered his mouth with both hands. He stared in silence, and burst into high pitched laughter. He couldn't help but think of the three monkeys: see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil. He looked just like Speak No Evil. He tried covering his ears, and burst into laughter again. Then he covered his eyes. He couldn't see anything, then he splayed two fingers and peaked through the gap. He threw his hands away and rolled around laughing on the bathroom floor.
Suddenly, Salvador stopped. He remembered he was human, or was supposed to be. He got up on all fours, and started to knuckle walk back to the bedroom. It had to be the banana. He was halfway down the hallway, when realized he was on all fours. He stopped and stood upright. With effort he walked bipedally to the bedroom. Man, how that made his gluten sore. He reached back and massaged his sore butt cheek. Then his hand touched something else. He grabbed it. Salvador had grown a three foot long tail.
"Ook!" He shouted.
He flipped on the bedroom light. Then he walked over to the giant banana.