-Warning, This Contains Gass And Skunk Spray-
" What I wanted to say was, thank you. " the creature said, making me forget what I was trying to do in the first place " And why would that be?" I asked. " Because, I have been looking for a mate, and you are just right, " with that, she whipped around and planted her bottom firmly on my face. Then I heard her fart. I held my breath as the smell of rotten eggs hit my poor face. " For goodness's sake, just breath it in, she said. Another fart followed. I bedpan to need air, but I was not about to breath. No way. I knew that if I kept this up, I would eventually faint.
Well now I NEEDED to breath. I was just going to have to push her off some how. Reaching up with my arms, I tried to get ahold of her hips, but it was to late. I passed out...
When I woke up about an hour later, I was surprised to see her just staring at me. " Well, now at least you look the part. So now let's work on the smelling part," she smiled. I was really beginning to hate that smile. She turned around and lifted her tail. Underneath was her threating pucker-hole. " I recommend that you close your eyes. " then her pucker-hole bloomed, nad I saw 2 nubs peek out. With a push, spray rained down on me, covering me head to tail.
Wait a minute. Tail?!!...