Mike pulls his pants down and stands up with pride without even looking down, he felt a strange sensation throughout his body but ignored it while Tony didn't feel anything but didn't think anything of it.
"Here it is, my monster in all it's glory"
The room went entirely silent, Mike thought everyone was surprised by how large it was and admiring his manhood. Suddenly everyone burst out laughing.
"If that's a monster than I've got a beast in my pants"
"My dog has a bigger dick than that"
"Hung like a bull? More like a bull ant"
Mike looked down at first confused, then shocked and panicked
"What the fuck, guys stop laughing, I don't have a tiny cock" Mike denied
Tony chimed up, "It's sad that small dick guys like Micro Mikey need to desperately make up stories to feel like a real man"
Everyone chuckled at Mike's new nickname
Mike tried to save face "Small dick guys like me? You got a penis just as small as this one!"
"Ha no way what are the odds theres two people with dicks that small?"
Tony figured since the changes on Mike had worked so must the ones he had put on himself "Tsk tsk Mikey, I know you've always been jealous of my big cock"
"No way! I know you got a microdick too!"
"Unlike you I know I got a big dick so I don't have to mouth off, but if you insist"
Tony pulled his pants down and looked down to examine his new penis only to be met his usual broad gut.
The room roared with laughter once again.
"Damn Tiny Tony you're pretty proud of that half inch you got on Micro Mikey"
"Was there something in the water at your high school"
"I'm fucking bigger than both of them combined"
Everything was going so well, Tony couldn't believe he had screwed up this badly!