A week earlier:
"Yes" said the pleasant-looking woman behind the desk. "This is a completely female gym and health club. We can guarantee you that you won't encounter anything male if you join us as one of our inanimate staff."
Katie licked her lips. "Uh, just what are the, uh, options?"
"A lot of people choose to become exercise equipment. Imagine being a stationary cycle and having a woman sit on you--many of our clients workout in the nude, by the way--and ride you hard! Or be a bench for weight work and feel a woman's sweat soak into you. But there are many other choices. One of our most popular is becoming a simple towel. There's no better way to experience a woman's body than feeling her use you to dry off. One unusual request we had recently is a person who wanted to be a locker room floor and feel women's bare feet constantly. People become shower heads and gush fluids over naked women. Or" she leaned forward "If you want the most intimate experience of all, we are looking for a toilet."