"Finally!" the witch exclaimed as she materialised on the edge of the forrest. Alana had been defeated hundreds of years ago by the local townspeople, causing her to lose her human form. It had taken the previous 5 centuries to regain her body and now she was going to take her revenge on the town.
As she walked further out of the woods, through fields filled with sheep, cows and pigs, she came to a road. She stopped, initially intrigued its smoothness and the strange colourful signs. Alana turned to begin her walk into the town as a red pickup truck, slowed to stop next to her.
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Tim and Jessica were heading into town to begin their shift at the only coffee shop. Jessica always picked up Tim on her way in, they had worked together for over a year and were good friends but Tim had always wanted something more. He had been getting up the courage to say something all of last night and this morning and was just about to begin his overly rehearsed speech when Jessica pointed to a tall woman with red hair dressed in an outfit that looked like it belonged at a medieval fair, who was standing at the side of the road.
"Are you lost?", an annoyed Tim called from the passenger seat.
Alana looked at the truck and the young friends inside and said "Brilliant! This horseless coach shall save me a long walk."
"Get out" she said to Tim. A glazed look came over Tim's face and he stepped out of the truck and stood by the side of the road as Alana climbed inside.
"Take me into town girl", she ordered Jessica.
"What about me? Where am I supposed to go?" Tim said as he regained his free will.
Alana glanced at the surrounding fields and spotting a large boar, grinned and said "Don't worry, you'll have plenty of company right here". As the words came out of her mouth, Tim began to feel his clothes tighten and his skin start to itch as 6 new nipples appeared on his chest and stomach. Next came a strange pressure in his nose as it felt as though it was being pulled outwards, this was followed by a tugging in his groin. It felt as if his genitals were being pulled up by something inside of him. He looked down and he could see he was putting on an enormous amount of weight, his toes, poking out of his ruined shoes were transforming into what looked like one large, hardened nail. In disbelief, he shrieked "That's a hoof!"
"Haha! Yes! Oh, how I have missed this!" Alana laughed. "Now drive on girl"
In the rearview mirror, Jessica could see Tim collapsing onto all fours, now looking more like a fat sow than the ex-football player that he was. As she turned a corner, she could just make out another pig sniffing the behind of what was left of her friend.
"Don't worry about him" Alana said to Jessica "His fate is just a taste of what I am going to do to the people of this town."