Unfortuneately Mr Blnk said
"Transform into a girl"
at the sme time my memory fixed itself up and I
knew EXACTLY who I was
a 33 foot long Western female dragon born of a
Fire dragon dad and air dragon mother.
And when Mr Blank hd ordered me to turn myself into a
14 year old human looking 'boy'
foolishly I had tried to please him
and see where it hd got me
All squished up in this shape with a
THANGG
dangling out of where I would push my eggs someday
nd horror of horrors
My horns felt like they'd been rammed back into my skull and were drilling into
my brain whilst they got replaced on my scalp with
smelly bit of fibre humans called "hair"
"NOOOOOOOO I screeched,I'm not going to turn myself
into a 'girl' for you
I'm going back the way I really am"
and the mn nd woman backed way quickly as I got bigger,heavier nd back to myself
again.
There were still a few strands of human hair wrapped around my
horns.
Oh the cruelty of being born to two parents who were ambassadors
to these human Earthlings.
Was it MY fault that Ali Baba and Sin Bad the Terrorists
wanted to kidnap me and use me to take over the human Earthlings?
"Why can't you ask me to turn
into something sensible,like a walking talking chair?"
and in a flash I was a wa;ling talking
Regency Chair ( worth $10,000 at auction)
"or" I said as I walked about the room on my spindly wooden legs
"a elderly human couple walking their pair of rottweillers?"
and I felt myself break up into four parts
two of which promptly went looking for a fire hydrant to piss on.
The look of horror from Mr Blank and Miss Bland told me I'd
really done these human Earthling secret agents good this time
so I hastily turned myself back into being plain
old me
Princess Snowy,a 33 foot long Western fire/air dragon with a price on my
horned head
"What did I do wrong now!!!" I demanded to know as I
sharpened my talons on the surface of a REAL Regency Table nearby
Miss Bland replied
"Generally elderly human couples do not walk about in the nude whilst
walking two big dogs"
"Oh" I said " I forgot about the clothes again,didn't I?"