It was a weird day, from what you remember. The day your Craigslist add was responded to by God himself. You and your other roommate Kas were speechless, but when it came to the in-person-interview, how could you turn him down. It was God after all, turning him down was probably some form of sacrilege.
There really wasn’t any way to describe his physical appearance. It was like trying to describe a color.
He always stayed generally mysterious about his work. Sometimes he’d leave stuff around the house, you weren’t really sure what he was up to in his room but floating bits of star stuff and planet gunk seem to ooze out every now and then.
Kas said that he went in one day and it looked like “some sort of interstellar crack shop”.
One morning you found yourself eating a bowl of cereal, watching some microwave-sized mystery machine made of space dust beep and buzz while Kas makes himself some coffee. God clambered out of his room (seemingly hungover) wearing sunglasses at 8:00 am.
“I need to *burp* get some... things” he says as he stumbles towards the front door and begins methodically meddling with the door handle.
“Don’t touch that” he says lowering his sunglasses to look you in the eye while gesturing to whatever contraption sat on the table by your cereal “I’ll be back in like 14 years... maybe?” He hasn’t entirely grasped the man made concept of time. Once he shuts the door behind him, everything falls quiet for a second. Until he opens it again.
“AND DO NOT GO IN MY *burp* ROOM” an awkward pause “ok, love you, bye”
You and Kas stare at the door in silence for what feels like years. Once you two know you’re in the clear it’s a mad dash into God’s room. Both trying to beat each other to the door, the two of you find inconceivable masterpieces of technology and bio-engineering. There’s a wild assortment of tools and toys to play with that could alter reality in any way you can think of, the possibilities are quite literally endless. But where to begin?