"Why don't you fuck off before I tell everyone that you still wet the bed, damn loser?"
"See Jen, it's things like that, that make me want to teach you a lesson, and since the minute is up you get both. For your dare, you will transform or dare me after I mention your transformation so that anything I wish becomes true, and to know exactly what you are doing to make some minor modification if I need to. You will also forget this call ever took place."
"Now the interesting part can begin. Remember that guy you ridiculed last week for getting an erection when Susan bend over? Well, I don't think you will be doing much of that anymore because for your transform, every time you lie or insult someone a point is added to a counter. The more points the counter has, the easier it is for you to become sexually stimulated. At number 30, you will be as easily aroused as the guy you made fun off. At 50, you won't be able to achieve orgasm unless you have a dildo or a penis in your asshole. At 100, you won't be able to orgasm from masturbation at all. Either a girl, or a guy must help you do so. At 150, the only way for you to cum is if you make someone else cum while you have a penis or dildo in your ass. However, you will not be able to explain your condition to anyone and while that is the only way for you to cum, your body will simulate orgasms down to the contractions of your vagina whenever you would orgasm if you weren't afflicted by this condition even though you will only find release through that one method. At 175 you will instinctively learn about the counter."
"But I;m not completely without mercy. Let's make it so that after 120 you will no longer be more easily aroused. 4 times as easy as that guy should be enough. Every day 2 lies/insults will be subtracted from the counter if you don't know about it. If you know about it, it becomes 2 every week. Every 2 days the reality will restructure itself and make it as if you grew into that body when you reached puberty. So if the counter is at 56 then on the 3rd day, then reality will warp to make it so that you always needed a dildo in your ass to orgasm. You will also gain another set of memories of that timeline but you will always remember that in truth you grew up in this timeline"