While many of the festive events were going on during the ACE, there were still plenty of humorous events happening. Thanks in part to hidden cameras and watchful Skye-Eye units, many of them were recorded for laughing at later.
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Diego was getting himself some zero-proof fruit juice at the Worldmeet Glade when a woman came up to him. Diego didn't need his new sense of smell to know that she was thoroughly sloshed. After trying to flirt with him, she just got done telling a joke and fell off the stool from laughing. Diego, shaking his head, picked her up to take her to the drunk tank, trying to ignore her drunken mumbles.
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Another hilarious thing that happened actually happened on Mieni Atoll during a news report on "recycling" outdated military bases.
"We're now here live on Anka Islet on Mieni Atoll," began the reporter, "and- you have no idea what I'm seeing right now." It was at that point that two naked tourists walked from behind the camera to in front of the camera, fortunately with red, digitally rendered, stickers with 'Whoopsie!' covering the indecent parts. It was also fortunate that neither tourists got their faces on camera, because they wouldn't be able to live down the shame from the teasing alone that might result from it.
It also happened to inspire collecting Animalian "outtakes, bloopers, and general 'Oopsies'" to show next year. Everyone looked forward to it as a chance to show how stars, whether television, sports, or even Animalians, can be just like ordinary people.
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It also time to begin the showing of Cheaper by the Dozens on national television. One of the main focuses of the show was Raymond Piper, who was named both after the titular character in 'Rain Man' (because he was also an autistic savant) and the main character in 'Everyone loves Raymond'. It was this inspiration that helped decide how to do the opening introduction:
"Hello there, my name is Raymond Piper." said Raymond, sitting on a chair in front of an off screen conveyor belt, "And just because I'm an autistic savant doesn't mean that I'm too different from everyone else. I've got a mom, a dad, several dozen brothers and sisters, each with careers of their own, and also several nephews and nieces on the way." As each family member was mentioned, they came out riding the conveyor belt doing various bodybuilding poses with some girls showing off the pec flex/boob bounce that tended to grab a lot of male attention, or doing side poses that also showed off their muscular baby bumps.
After several members were off screen, Ray continued, "In case you're wondering why I'm not doing bodybuilding poses on a conveyor belt," at this the oldest brother appeared on screen wearing a police officer's uniform to finish the sentence, "It's because everyone loves the Rain Man."
Afterwards, Animalia School of Modeling would get several dozen requests to do Animalian reboots of sitcoms from what was quoted "The Golden Age of Color Sitcoms", such as 'The Facts of Life' and 'Party of Five'. Though puzzled at first, Maggie understood why after seeing the comments on the pilot episode. Many of them were from older people who lamented how sitcoms these days were all about dirty humor and 'low intelligence overall'.
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One really amusing thing that was caught on camera was a guy who was named (if his clothes, or lack of, were any indication) Captain Littleshorts, who was roaming up and down the street in only shoes, socks, and high-cut, boxer-brief-style shorts, and nothing else, and vandalizing storefront windows with a snow shovel in the middle of the night. The first thing that most people thought was, upon seeing the clip later as well as the date that was on the clip, was "He must be freezing! It's almost January!"
After some investigation, it was determined that the culprit was nobody with a personal grudge against Animalia, just an average joe who had tried LSD for the first time. Eager to get as minor a sentence as possible, said Joe led them to where he had gotten the LSD from, and ended up busting a drug dealer while he was sleeping off a hangover.