Colin looked up at the transmission antenna against the pale light of the moon. Toolbox strapped to his back, the gamer gulped at the looming climb before him. To have confidence in this climb would be foolish, afterall he barely made it a third of the way up a fifteen foot climbing wall, and he was older and fatter going up a much larger climb.
"Okay... here we go...." Colin nervously said as he tried leaping up to a railing above his head, flopping onto the ground with a thud.
"This is gonna take awhile..." Colin said to himself.
Colin tried everything he could think of: climbing up on a pile of boxes, leaping onto a pipe next to the railing, even a fart rocket upwards (then he remembered this was real life and not Smash Bros).
"I'M NEVER GETTING UP THERE!" Colin shouted as he knocked over a case right next to him. Inside, he found something that may solve his problem...