So there crawling on the cold cement floor of the all American
carport was 1 year old
Jared the human baby,appropriately
swathed in his
Pampers Diaper so no
"gender material" was visible
Jared had early seen that the indigenous fairy Chief Wehwahpet
wore sparkling fairy gems in those
moccasins of his
and that even when the fairy chief went invisible the swirls and gleam of those
gems still remained as Wehwahpet
walked about
So baby Jareds eyes tracked the glinter of movemeeeeeeeeeeeeeent that
represented the Chief's moccasins
walking and he noticed they briefly rose over
something
like the aboriginal fairy
was stepping over something
lying on the carport floor.
So Jared rushed forward on all fours
and reached out for that invisible object
and his hands held onto a invisinle
rope of bound birchbark fibre
and Jared could now see what a instant earlier
he couldn't
a 25 four long fairy indigenous birchbark canoe
invisible to humans but not if you head
onto the rope that was tied to the canoe somehow
And into the middle of this canoe was stepping Chief Wehwahpet,to seat himself
beside his fairy wife
Minnetonka Ha Ha
At the back of the canoe sat a dragon dressed in 17th century European fashion and in the front st another
dragon suited up like a pirate
of the Spanish Main.
Both dragons held a double ended canoe paddle
and when the Chief gave the signal
the invisible firy canoe rose four feet off the ground,as did a
startled baby Jared
still holding onto that mooring
rope and the two paddlers swiftly began paddling
and the canoe,its occupants and Jared
swiftly moved out into the night
rising higher into the sky as the dragons really put force to those
paddles of theirs
Of course the only thing the security camera in the carport could record was
non-indigenous
fairy stuff
namely human baby
Jared suddenly magically rising in the air
and giving such a look of surprise on his chubby
baby face
as he floated off into the night
Which was all his parents and brother had to explain
things when the cops investigated the
weird goings on
the next day.
As we all know
Mabel Hawke ,the nosy neighbour
across the street,had caught
the footage on her planted spy camera
of a baby ,in distress,departing
from that weird house her neighbours
lived in