"Holy fuck..." Your clone says while splayed beneath you and basking in afterglow.
"Yeah..." You moan. That was amazing.
"Wait a minute." You say as your brain wakes up. "Did I just cum in you?"
"Yeah, you defiantly did. Ew..." She responds.
You start to freak out. "Why did we give you the ability to become pregnant again? I hope your not pregnant. What would even happen if I impregnate you anyways?"
She looks confused. "What are you talking about?"
"I just ejaculated inside of your cloaca! That means that you are going to lay our fertilized eggs!" You say. (wtf?)
Despite the objective insanity of your last statement, your clone seems to beleve you for some reason. Great minds think alike or somthing, I don't know. "Oh shit, I didn't even know that humans had cloacae... It's... probably fine. right?" She asks.
"Probably."
You and your clone stay silent for a while, both naked. "What am I going to do now? Like, when we are not having sex? How do we explain my existence to the government?"
That's a good question, you had not considered that. "I dunno."
"What am I going to do, just be your secret house wife that nobody knows about?"
"I dunno."