"Welcome to our new home neighbor". Jesse said as he leads you in, cupping your balls as he does so. "We're still living out of boxes." Which was true, there were still a fair number of boxes lying about with things inside them (in one of them them a variety of dildos and similar toys). For all of that it was still quite lovely and interior decoration. The walls were done in lavender with some pleasant victorianesque ornamentation. There were also some photos of the Jesse and Mel lovingly arranged. About half of them were of the two of them, either embraced, cupping each others balls or in various sexual postions. The rest were of Jesse or Mel alone, usually striking some sensual or sexual pose. Jesse's tended to be a bit more demure and playful, Mel was a more assertive and sultry.
"Wow!" You say admiring everything. "Who did this?"
"That'd be me." Mel said cheerfully. "Well mostly me, Jesse did much of the handiwork."
Jesse crossed his arms and gave a feline grin "And it never would have happened without Mel's wonderful eyes and brains."
"You left out another wonderful part." Mel said with a certain look in his eye.
"I didn't forget." Jesse said giggling "But wonderful as it just not that useful for interior decorating."
"Anyway." Mel said, amused at his husband's antics "Would you like to stay for dinner?"