"Holy fuck..." You moan while sprawled across your clone and basking in afterglow.
"Yeah..." He moans.
He is currently completely covered in both your and her semen. You regret collapsing on top of him in exhaustion.
"Ew, you're sticky... ewwww"
"Shut up, its at least half your own fault... wait a minute, we're the same person! Its all your fault!" He says.
You and your clone stay silent for a while, both naked and sticky. She starts, "What am I going to do now? Like, when we are not having sex? How do we explain my existence to the government?"
That's a good question, you had not considered that. "I dunno."
"What am I going to do, just be your secret house wife that nobody knows about?"
"I dunno."