You look over to your best friend, Dirk Thomas, (a fantastic name) but are somewhat dismayed by the fact that you can't seem to find him anywhere. What you do find is you. No, not you, you. You see another person who looks exactly like you. No, not you as you are now, the you from before when you turned into a girl. The old you.
"Oh hey [insert your name], I barely recognized you. You know that look suits you!" The old you says.
"Dirk? You look like me." You say.
"Yeah, crazy right? And your a girl! How in the world could that have happened?"
"I'm not sure, but my theory right now is that everyone transformed into what they always wanted to be." You answer.
"You always wanted to be a girl?... IS THAT WHY YOU KEPT LOOKING AT ME FUNNY IN THE SHOWERS?"
"You saw that? Whatever, doesn't matter. Did you always want to be me?"
"Mate, your wife is really hot." He says.
"I divorced her years ago."
Dirk looks embarrassed. "And, well, you've always been the smart one!"
"I'm a nerd! You were captain of the football team!"
"I hate football!" he shouts.
"Then why were you the captain of it?"
"Drunken bet."
"That does sound like you." You say.
"Shut up."
You give up. "Whatever, lets just get off the ship so we can figure this out."