Tom Soutters and his new wife Denise snuggled close as they drove down the dark lonely counrty road. Doing a good 75 mph when the tire blew, grasping the wildly twisting wheel. Tom fought to keep control as the car jumped and swerved. Getting it under control at last Tom pulled off the side of the road and stopped.
"Oh My God!" Denise Soutters screamed as she looked around wild eyed.
"It's ok dear." Tom assured wrapping one arm around his wifes trembling shoulders.
"What are we going to do?" Denise asked when she had calmed down.
"It's just a flat...I'll change it." Tom assured smiling as he climbed out and went to the trunk. Taking his key he opened it and looked inside. "Oh crap!" Where the tire and jack should have been was a box of kinky sex toys with a note from his buddies. "We thought you'd get more use out of these." Signed Rick Ben and Jerry.
"Whats wrong dear?" Denise called.
"No spare!" Tom called back.
"Oh!" "But what will we do?" Denise asked.
"I saw a station in that little town we passed through...I'll walk back and get some help." Tom explained, but just then...