Dan's mouth at once flew into overdrive, stammering and sputtering as he tried in vain to hide the soiled, childish garments he presently had on full display in front of his mother. "I... Gah... Uh, this... Th-There was... L-Look, I... Uh..."
"Uh oh, smells like someone needs a diaper chaaaaange!"
Wait. Wait, what did she just say?
At once the boy's reaction was to immediately scream out, "WHAT?! Wh-What do you mean by that?!"
"Heh... Yeah, wow, looks like my baby just made a big stinky, huh?"
Finding his protest ignored, Dan now abruptly found his hand grabbed by his mother. For her part the woman, as though it were nothing unusual at all, proceeded to begin pulling the boy through the hall all the while happily declaring, "Let's go get you in a nice new diaper!"