"Pick a card, any card," booms a thunderous voice from high above where Chad is lying face down on the tile floor. He feels something hot and heavy press against his back and side lifting him off the floor. He sees giant fingers, and a building size torso wrapped in a blue shirt. He feels weird in the giant's fingers. He stares up into Evan's face.
"You look happy to see me knave, or is that a banana in your pocket? Wait, you aren't wearing pockets, are you?" Evan laughs flipping you in his fingers. You're the victim of one of his lame magic jokes. Okay, not a lame magic trick but-
He holds you up to the mirror. You see a red J and a heart in the upper corner. You are strutting across the card start naked while sporting a major boner.
Someone enters the bathroom behind Evan. He slips you inside his left sleeve.