Shocked by the genie's answer you ask, "Why shit? Why a poodle's ass? Why not just teleport us out of the zoo?". The genie replies, "Well you're shit because you physical body is to difficult to transport, you're in a poodles rear because the poodle will be leaving the zoo, and lastly I tried to tell you that my powers are limited to the zoo. so no teleportation outside, only in the zoo.".
"Well I still have two wishes so I wish to be transformed back to normal." you say a hopefully.
"Sorry kid, the rules are you have to wait twenty four hours between each wish. This is so your wishes are meaningful, not irrational."
"But...is their anything you can do to help me?" you ask a little distressed.
"Sorry, the answers is no. Since their is nothing i can do for you, i'm going to leave. I don't want to be here for what happens next, it stinks in here anyway. See you tomorrow." with thar the tiger genie vanishes in a cloud of smoke.
Now you are panicking. You were just stranded in the cramped, smelly bowels of a poodle, as a piece of shit. You couldn't move but you could feel the contractions of the dogs anus kneading into your form. Strands of mucus slinking between. The smell of ass overpowered your senses and the noise of squelching filled the air. You could see the asshole winking back at you as the gut released silent farts into the cold night air.
The only thought on your mind is, "how long will i be in here."