"Hey, Vin, you and I both know true loves kiss ain't gonna turn Ryan back," Horst said as he entered the shower room.
"Dude, I am showering here."
"Anyway, I told Carter that true loves kiss isn't a kiss with the lips. That Prince Charming was a necrophiliac or something. So he's trying to jerk off into pass soaked Ryan. He keeps apologizing to Ryan, but I can tell he's really getting off on the idea. Anyway, that gives us time to deal. You don't want Carter to pound you, and that's the only way he knows how to negotiate."
"You mind if I get dressed?"
"Yeah, Carter's waiting by your locker, and I'd prefer to avoid another altercation. Also, I suspect you have something in the locker that might be hazardous to Carter and me. Whatever you used on Ryan is probably in there. Don't know if it's a magic wand or spellbook or something else."
"Well, avoiding pounded by Carter is as good a reason as any, I guess. What makes you think that a kiss won't break the spell?" Vinnie asked.
"Puh-lease, Vinnie, give me some credit. Now you want something, maybe to be Valedictorian? Stacy wants it too, more than she wants Ryan. She would be happy to leave him your jockstrap, if it would further her goals. I tried to tell Ryan she was just using him. Anyway, she will try something else to screw you out of giving the commencement speech. Me, personally, I think you'll give a better speech than she ever could. So I will help you thwart Evil Queen Stacy if you change Ryan back. Otherwise, I think you're on your own, and hey yeah you can do magic, but to be honest, I think Stacy is a witch. Last week, Ryan was dating Lisa, and now suddenly, he's madly in love with Stacy? A love potion seems most likely, don't you think?"
"If Stacy's a witch, why doesn't she try a spell on me?"
"Who says she hasn't? Remember when the bus' brakes failed last week, and it narrowly missed you?"
"That was Stacy?"
"I think so. I had just come out of the building behind her, and she was grinning maniacally as that bus jumped the curb. It was barreling down on you, when it or you swerved at the last minute. It was weird, it was like the bus teleported 10 feet to your left. It hit a tree, and you were unscathed. She was livid. "How could it have missed him? How?"
"She said. I foolishly answered, "Mr. Helms used to be stunt driver, he must've gotten control of the wheel, or else Vinnie is supernaturally lucky?" Later, Mr. Helms said that not only did the brakes fail, but so did the steering wheel. It just spun around, but he had no control over the bus."
Vinnie fingered his amulet. Maybe this wasn't the first time it saved him?
"So we got a deal, turn Ryan back and break the love spell, and we'll help you foil the witch."
"I can't guarantee anything," he said, and noticing Horst's reaction, added, "I don't know what kind of spell she used on Ryan."
"So he might still love her?"
"We will see. Now I need to put some clothing on."
As they walked back to his locker, Vinnie clutched the amulet and concentrated on breaking the spells. He and Horst froze as they saw Carter stretched out on the bench jerking off into the piss soaked jockstrap. Carter moaned as he ejaculated.