Now Blackfire was aware that there would be other dragons out to slay him
and so,though he was supremely confident he'd outlive everyone
else ( dragon that is )
he also felt the need to leave a Royal Dynasty of scaly offspring to carry
on his work.
So although he surely wanted this blue scaled dragoness who'd just
entered his cave to "give him an egg"
he also appreciated that she didn't just rip off her clothes and
wiggle her hooters at him.
Royalty needs to be somewhat tasteful about
these matters.
So it was that this mysterious blue scaled dragoness from far to the North,the icy regions
entered his cave totally covered up in furs
and polar bear pelts ,looking all drab
but with the odd wiggle of her hips and the
unmentionable hooters
and began her slow mating dance
as the orchestra of terrified humans Blackfire kept
began playing the
Serpents Slither
"Oh God" moaned the evil dragon tyrant
"The Serpents Slither"
"You know the Serpents Slither"
and mysterious Brendan winked at him in reply and slowly
let her lengthy blue finned tail uncoil from under her Polar Garb
and let it wave and weave enticingly
to the tyrant as little human wheezed and blew on their
trombones