So quite wisely all three brothers made a totl of
8 wishes
Damon
a stereo
a bag of golden eggs
a pair of 7 League walking boots
Alexander
a cloak of invisibility
a harp that sang beautiful music when you clapped your hands
a teapot that never needed refilling
Brendan
a miniature flamebreathing dragon
a water horse
So Damon and Alexander were getting nervous since Brendan had one wish left
The two brothers held their crossed fingers behind their back
"I wish for a Drakkar to carry me and my brothers around" said Brendan
and although he meant a Viking longship with a bunch of Viking aboard
Genie figured it was time to screw things up
drakkar:A Dragon Boat,a 1950s Swedish submarine and any number of mythical monsters
"OH" said Genie as she saw the Greek Scylla was also called a drakar
in some myths
However she flipped through her book of things called a
Drakkar
and liked one image of people with dragon heads sailing the ocean
on a iron boat that sat on a giant bowl of upsidedown jelly
as it moved along,rescuing dinosaurs
from extinction 66 million years earlier
The weird craft in her book of course had a nameplate on its side
named
" S.S. Drakkar"
That was all Genie needed
and "SNAPP"
the three brothers found themselves and their
stereo,boots,invisibbe cape,minature dragon,teapot
aboard a big iron boat with a ramaging
t-rex being roped under control
by cursing folk in sailors outfits
and scaly dragon heads atop their necks
where a humn head would
be expected.
Alexander promptly disappeared in his
Cloak of Invisibility,Brendan jumped over the
side on the back
of the water horse
which left Damon just standing there
when the enraged t-rex broke free
nd came charging down the deck towards him