"Well can you explain this?" Mom #1 (pretty) asks Jen, handing her a writing assignment marked with an F.
"I don't know how to spell any words over 6 letters." Jen lied.
"Well couldn't you just look it up online?" Mom #2 (slutty) asked Jen.
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I had to go to the bathroom."
"For an hour?"
"My... My... My bowels... My bowels take... They take a really long time to empty! And my bladder constantly feels like I have to go to the bathroom! And that's why I usually don't go to the bathroom! I just pee and poop myself! In fact, I have a problem where I have to pee every 15 minutes!" Jen lied again.
Uh oh... She thought.