Rick was amused that Chad was trying to circumvent the curse by searching online for someone to eliminate the curse.
That is why when he found the wizard online he thought what could it hurt.
Chad talked with this wizard for what seemed like hours. Asking all sorts of questions. And ultimately asking if he could banish the curse.
To which the wizard replied it should be fairly simple to do so.
The wizard demanded $10,000 before he would agree to help and though Chad wasn't rich he could get his hands on the money if it would help him. It took two days and the money was wired to a secure account and that was when the wizard responded with an e-mail saying that he had already started.
First off we need to remove the ball stretchers. They are the key to your towel switch.
In the morning there was a link removed and Chad thought he had won.
But the next morning that one was back and another one to boot. He now had six on his balls.
He was furious and contacted the wizard again. What the hell happened.
The wizard ask him to describe the circumstances for the addition. The wizard pretended that Chad had imparted a crucial piece of information that caused the ball stretchers to reappear.
This may take a couple of days the wizard said but you will know the feeling of free balls before the week is out.
And Chad did. One morning when he got out of bed he was amazed at how light his groin felt. And it felt that way for a week as he thought the wizard was going to next eliminate the switch to turn him into a towel.
But a week of free balling it came to an abrupt stop. Not only had he now had the 6 ball stretchers back but he had an additional 6. One for every one that was eliminated.
His balls now hung to the floor. They were turning a strange color and he rushed over to see Rick and showed him his new ball stretchers.
What the hell happened?
Chad explained that he tried to google wizard and try to get out of his predicament.
Rick told him that that was his own fault and that he suggested that he no longer try to get around the curse. He warned Chad that he was probably going to lose his balls. Learn to be more humble and maybe they will survive.
Rick knew they wouldn't. He had planned it that way when Chad was trying to use him to stop the curse.
Rick could see that Chad's balls were already starting to die. And he had another month and a half to go as a towel.
But the despair was evident in Chad's eyes and his voice. He was no learning how to be a bit more contrite. The humility showed as the time went by and when the months were up the ball stretchers fell off and Rick told him that his balls were dead. He poked them with a needle and there was no feeling. And Rick lifted them up and with a quick motion cut off the bottom of his hanging balls and with a quick switch they healed up with some neuticals filling the bottom of his sack like two baseballs.
What the is this Chad asked. Now too humble to be angry.
I thought you might like to at least have some balls even if they are fake.
Chad thanked Rick for the gift.
But just like Rick had explained that he would probably be a bottom those neuticals would come in handy.