Colin looked at the ID and money in the wallet he found and got an idea.
"Well, as you see here, I'm 25, sooooo... drinks are on me for everyone here!" Colin shouted as he smacked down a wad of hundreds on the table.
Everyone cheered as the waitresses brought out full mugs of beer to every table.
"Me, I'll take water! Let everybody else have some fun!" Colin shouted as the patrons cheered louder.
***Several Gallons of Beer later... ***
"99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer!" beamed the druken singing of the customers and waitresses who stopped working to get in on the free booze.
Colin casually strolled past a waitress and pulled the keys off her keychain.
Meanwhile, one hotties girl in a pink choker was not in a partying mood, she was an infected manager after all.
"Omigawd, we're totally gonna need more beer after this." she said to herself as a truck started in the lot behind her and drove off.
"Oooh... note to self, Staci is totes getting her clitty licked." the blonde said to herself as she moaned and kneaded her boobs.
"But wait a minute... Staci is over there." the bimbo manager said aloud.
Colin cheered out the flatbed's window like a maniac as he sped down the empty highway.
"Eat my shit, bimbo bitches! WOOOOOOOOO!" Colin cheered as he blared ACDC on the radio, thanks to a CD he found in the parking lot.
Suddenly, a hot pink convertible rammed into his stolen truck.
"Hey butt wipe, give me back our truck!" the bimbo manager yelled.
Colin laughed "Ha! Or what, thunder tits?!"
The Hotties girl opened her glove box and pulled out a glock (she was once a part time gun collector).
"Fuck." Colin said as she took aim.
Without a second thought Colin...