"Come on. If you're gonna smack it, smack it." the guy sitting at the table said disgruntledly.
Colin was taken aback.
"Excuse me?" Colin asked the guy. He was a slim black guy, 5 foot something wearing a polo and jeans.
"I see you hoverin' your hand over that bootay, man. Come on, just do it." the guy replied. Now that he thought about it, this guy sounded like Kevin Hart.
Colin, wanting to keep up his customer illusion, gave her supple rear a swift, firm smack that made it jiggle.
"Oooh, somebody's frisky, me likey." the red head purred while giving Colin a "come hither" stare with her bold green eyes.
'Well this just got ten times as hard.' Colin thought to himself as the red head turned around and let her DD breasts press into the table Colin was sitting at.
"Hey, what about my order?" the Kevin Hart sound alike said. Another Hotties girl immediately came to get said order.
Colin soon found himself being followed as he headed towards the bathroom (his fake mustache was extremely itchy).
The redheaded waitress put her delicate hand on his shoulder and backed him into the unisex bathroom.
"You know, I think I want to take you for a spin.." she sultrily purred with a giggle at the end. She grabbed Colin's left hand and placed it directly onto her pillowy ass cheek, direct next to the car key. Colin's right hand was placed directly onto her breast and pressed into it, the Hotties girl moaning as she used the gamer's hand as a boob massager. Colin went along with this as he grabbed onto the tiny latch atop the key and unhooked it before quickly stuffing it into his pocket.
Suddenly, the door opened and in stepped the Kevin Hart sound alike with a big bootied Hotties girl with a brunette braid.
"Omigawd, Tonya, I wanted a turn in here!" the brunette whined.
Colin slipped out of Tonya's embrace and slid past, slipping out the back door.
'Where's he going?' thought the Kevin Hart sound alike as he followed Colin out back and saw him unlock a Hotties Van with a key.
"Hold up, you stole a key?! Why?!" the guy shouted.
Colin went to the back. The Kevin Hart sound alike (named Dominic for ease) heard thumping and muffled voices, to which Colin opened the door, revealing a bunch of college age girls in church clothes bound and gagged in the back.
"What the hell?!" Dominic asked.
"Oh shit." Said the voices of Tonya and the brunette from the back door.
Colin slammed the doors shut and dragged Dominic to the front and got him to hop in. Hotties girls began running outside as Colin floored it out of there and the guys drove out to a quiet and empty gas station at the farthest edge of a nearby city.
"So let me get this straight, that stuff on the news about a bimbo virus was real?" Dominic asked, having already introduced himself to Colin.
"That it is, Dom. Those girls were likely brought there to be turned into bimbos themselves." Colin responded as he opened up the back and pulled out a pocket knife the trench coat's previous owner once had.