Seeing is believing, as saw while driving past it, a real life antropic donkey-man get out from the driver's seat of the car he had driven down as into a wide grassy area, there between the opposing freeway traffic lanes. The more the thoughts about if that man was made different from your wishing he were that way, it became a real bother to you.
Having decided to turn around and getting off the next exit to the freeway, you cross over the west bound lanes and then the eastbound lanes before turning onto the entrance to driving back eastward, if just to check on that strange man. As you drive back to where you saw him drive off the freeway, the cars ahead of you are slowing to a near crawl. As you need to drive very slowly you feel more than anxious to stop along the shoulders to the freeway and go to meet that poorer fellow.
At long last you can see the car the man was driving, it standing in tall grass, setting there in the center median. As you drive closer to being even with where the car sat, you see a mostly black with a white furred under-bellied Jackass walking in circles. Your past let you know that seeing an animal walking in circles was an animal trying to decide what or where to do as go next.
As your car came to a stop there along the shoulder of the freeway, the Jackass ceases its walking in a circle, and stops to stand and stare at you. Slowly, you open the door to your new Buick and swinging a leg out, as if planning to get out of your car, the Jackass began to bray loudly in your direction.
Freeway traffic is slowing to near crawling as people passing slowed to see what you were doing. As you walk slowly down the small hillside leading to the open as flat grassy area, the Jackass ceases his panicky braying. It then took a step as coming toward you walking closer to meet him. He then quickens his paced steps and comes to stop as standing about five feet from you, the two of you facing the other.
"Hello, as I was driving past where I saw you drive off the freeway and then down into the median, I became worried about you. You were the driver of that car there, as such about fifteen minutes ago..., to answer me please nod or shake your head to signify a yes or no reply.
The Jackass then nodded his big head to reply with a yes answer.
"Do you know what you became?" You asked, remembering in your wishing for him that when a Jackass he would retain his learned knowledge and whits.
Again the Jackass did nod his head as to reply in the affirmative.
"Are you happy about becoming as a Jackass and soon a pedigree stud donkey of the Andalusian breed?" You asked the wide eyed and staring animal.
The big donkey walks two steps closer to you, he braying a gutterial sounding groaning as if suddenly he were angered by what you asked.
"What the, I came back t be of help, I am sorry for what I did, what I caused to happen, but you were driving erratic and making a nuisance of yourself on the freeway." You so said, as the growing larger donkey stares down at you, before he turns his head to cast a questioning look back at his car.
There standing beside his car is then another donkey, a obvious female, and she looking rather bloated with her tail held high was about to drop her foal.
"Oh no," you did exclaim. Seeing her with tail held high, the jennet donkey was giving birth to a donkey foal.
"You were in a hurry to get to the hospital and she was pregnant with her baby, you baby..., oh no!" You then did realize your error of thoughts. "I am sorry, I did not know she was in the car with you!"
The large then donkey Jackass turns around and trots back toward his car and maybe his changed wife. You decide then to follow the Jackass and try to apologize to the two donkeys.