Colin took a deep breath and unhooked the key from it's chain with a swift yank.
"Hey!" The busty redhead shout while spinning around.
'Oh fuck, I'm found out!' Colin shouted.
"You can't yank my shorts down in here. Save it for the bathroom." the redhead whispered in his ear before saying "False alarm."
Everyone went back to being waitresses and patrons as Colin sighed in relief. As soon as his order came in, he stuffed it in a take out box and went outside.
"Now let's see what this unlocks." he said as he clicked a button. The lights flashed on a nearby van.
Colin got in quietly and pulled out of the parking lot, tossing his facke mustache aside while getting back on the highway.
The clicking of heels filled the air as a slender hand picked up the phony facial hair.
"Oh gawd, I'm so fired for this." the redhead groaned.