Colin pulled out a wing without any white gunk stuck to it and tore the meat off the bones.
"Mmmmm... wow, that's some good chicken wing alright!" Colin said with an awkward grin, teeth stained with sauce.
"You should totally try a bite with some of our secret housemade sauce. It's like, the best ever!" the blonde waitress said as she pulled out a wing covered in white goop.
"Oh well, I dunno, I'm loaded with allergies and it might set them off." Colin replied with a gulp, thinking to himself:
'Aw crap, she's figured me out.'
"Ummm, wow I feel sick, I should maybe go, Okaybye!" he shouted as the waitress grabbed onto his arm and jammed the wing in his mouth.
Colin spat out the tainted wing only to have another one crammed down his throat, and another, and another, and another after that. A musky taste overwhelmed him as much as the five or so wings stuffed into his mouth.
"Wanna give your opinion now?" the blonde asked as Colin fell to the floor with a deep blue face, thrashing like a ragdoll.
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Tabbi wasn't totally sure why, but the guy she was serving literally died and now she had to drive out to the dirty, dusty... sandy place to bury the bod. The manager lady yelled at her for, like, hours about it.
"I'm totes getting dish duty." Tabbi sighed.
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Game Over: ... No joke here, that was brutal.