"Alright, time to play this smart." Colin said to himself. He knew the smells from his platter were delicious, but he suspected that this food was somehow tainted. And if he had to guess, he'd say that said contamination was in this musky smelling white sauce everything seemed to be served with.
Moving the sauce cup from his onion rings to the side, Colin squirted out a blot of ketchup and gobbled down the onion rings. They seemed pretty bland, like frozen onion rings from the store... which meant he was in the clear.
He smiled with pride as he walked out of the restaurant with the tainted take out in tow, ready to drive of into the n-
'Wait a minute...' Colin thought to himself.
"Dammit." he said aloud as he walked off.
Colin glared in anger as he furiously stomped down the highway.
" Can't believe I wasted four and a half hours!" Colin shouted.
Suddenly a line shone farther up the highway. Colin squinted and realized it was... a SEMI!
"Hey! Stop! Waaaaait!" Colin called out as the truck slowed to a halt.