"RRRRRRRAUGH!" Colin bellowed as he grabbed onto the door handle and pulled it open before being drug back the ground.
"Say your prayers!" a big burly man yelled as he pulled his fist up to smash Colin's somewhat pudgy face in.
"MMMMMMMPH!" a muffled feminine voice cried out from inside the van.
"Hold up, I heard somethin'!" said a pot bellied bald guy as he pulled the van door all the way open.
The burly bruiser lowered his fist as he and everyone else gasped.
Murmuring through thick duct tape mouth bindings were several college age girls in church garb with their wrists and ankles bond together.
"Heyyyy boys, did you... get... that... bad man?" the red head asked as her pupils shrank to pinpricks. "Oh fuck."
The guys turned around to face her.
"The hell as these girls doin' in the back of your van?" the bald guy asked.
"Wait, ain't they the girls that got kidnapped from that Lakeside Chapel Choir meeting?" Colin's would-be attacker asked as the girls nodded.
As the tape was ripped off her mouth, one of the church girls yelled , "She knocked us out and brought us here to be raped!"
"Yeahhhh... this looks and sounds totes incrimina- incrimi -really bad, but...." the red head said as she ran in yelling "Girls, they're onto us!"
Colin wheezed as his vision faded and everything went to black....
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Ending: Colin the Hero
Colin's vision cleared as he found himself in a hospital bed in a blue, backless hospital gown.
Suddenly, one of the church girls walked in, wearing a visitor's tag reading "Mary Anne". Colin recognized her as the girl from the back of the van who shouted out. Her brittle brunette hair in a bun and her brown eyes beaming, she smiled at him.
"You're awake, that's excellent!" she exclaimed.
"What happened?" Colin asked.
Marry Anne explained it all.
Colin was currently in a military hospital. That bald guy was Agent Dawson, a man sent to investigate leads that the bimbo virus was being transmitted in Hotties locations. If Colin hadn't gotten that van open, Dawson would have never found the evidence to issue a raid on the place, exposing a sort of rape chamber in the back of the restaurant. Security footage helped to unravel a bimbo network going through the entire restaurant, right up to the CEO Ron John Junior, or rather, RONNI John Junior. Restaurants were shut down, bimbos gunned down in droves, and it was all because of Colin.
"I have been visting you ever since. You've been asleep for six months." Mary Anne finished.
"I guess I'm kinda a hero, huh?" Colin asked with a weak smile.
Mary Anne smiled, leaning in and kissing him on the cheek before saying "Yes, you are."