"Damn..." is all you could say as you were almost mesmerized be the sexy piece of ass dancing in front of you "Remember man, look don't touch. Your getting married soon." Your friend Tick pointed out "And we couldn't afford it even if you weren't." Said another friend, Greg
You are Kevin Jacobs a twenty-eight year old man about to marry your high-school sweet-heart, and your friends have taken you to the local stripper bar for a bachelor party. "Hey what time is it?" Asked Rick "About 5:00 I think, why?" Responded Greg "The limo should be coming any minute now."
"Wait, we can't afford to touch, but we can afford a limo?" You ask "Money, the ultimate cock block, for you at least. Well first, remember your wife to be, second the limos part of the reason we don't have the money, and third it was surprisingly cheap." Responded Rick "And now I'm worried." "Don't worry we'll be fine." Said Greg.
"Why do we even need a limo?" You ask "A ride to each and every stripper joint in town. Plus there's suppose to be some in ride entertainment." Answered Rick "And why..." "It's paid for we're doing this."
You and your friends reluctantly leave the stripper bar, and almost immediately the limo drives up and parks in front of you all...
(Partially based off a story on furaffinity (has gay anthro bird's and scat content so don't look it up if you don't like)