"Hello everyone, and welcome to a special 100th anniversary episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." began Abby, starting the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.
"We're in cropped tops and short shorts to showcase some of the newer events as well as some of the UFC-A and Mesozoic Fight Club Features." said Malice.
"But before we do, a big thank you to watchmojo.com and The Smoking Gun for some of their goofy commentary and silly video editing." said Sarah.
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"Sometimes technology's advances can make inappropriate peeping more useful, but you still got to not do it in the open, especially if you're enjoying it a little too much." said Malice, just before showing a clip of a guy getting caught with his car idling, the windows open, and his IPad nearby, and himself with his pants down, so to speak. Such a thing eventually caught the attention of an APD foot patrol officer.
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Another amusing clip that was shown was someone driving a golf cart while drunk after Sam and Rachel's "engagement shower" as such things were getting to be known. It was also a time for bad golf jokes such as, "When the officer saw the DUI suspect weaving while in the golf cart, he was tee'd off.".
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The 100th episode also featured some things shown from the training for the official opening match for the Mesozoic Fight Club. It was rather amusing to see Sharon use her horn to get out of a RAW-style body slam by using her horn to blast a loud note near her opponent's head. The most important thing that differentiated the Mesozoic Fight Club from other underground fight clubs was that there was no sexual moves (purple nurple titty twisters for women, for example) used at all, much to the disappointment of many viewers, as well as official trainers and medical people on hand to prevent permanent injuries.
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There was also a brief visit to the Project Dinotopian Labs, to ask a few questions.
"Which new species are you planning to become?" asked Jessica of Brett, an underground fighter who got a bad move used on him that caused his right leg and foot to be twisted out of alignment with the rest of him and not really recover from it.
"I'm planning to become a Styracosaurus." said Brett, while in the waiting room.
"Isn't that like Triceratops?" asked Sophie, trying to remember.
"Kind of," replied Brett, matter-of-factly, "They've got different arrangement of horns on their frills. The one who is going to be the official 'test subject' for the Triceratops Serum is Sherry, who has a really rare bone cancer, which has her in a kind of stalemate."
"Really?" asked Roland.
"The main reason I'm here is because in underground fighting rings, you can't make claims for serious injuries. I've heard that Horizon is going to get some new DNA samples from a relatively new fossil site, where prehistoric turtles the size of pool tables and a new species of prehistoric snake that beat's out the megaboa for size." Finished Brett, before the official commercial break.
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"Because of the popularity of our Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction during the ATE&FF," Continued Malice, after several more "stupid sports" clips, "There are plans to include another, similar thing during the celebration of the coming of spring."
"There are also plans to set the theme for the Animalia Spring Festival as a Renaissance Fair." said Abby, reading a recent post. To help uplifted Animalians, as well as those who hasn't ever been to such a thing, Abby managed to explain what a renaissance fair was.
"I've been to one of those." said Sophie, "I remember a place where people could break open geodes that were passed off as 'Dragon Eggs'."
"Remember, you can check up on any new updates in Animalia on the main website. Don't forget to check the new dating site to check up on new 'available' singles in Animalia." said Malice.
"And that's all the time we have for today. See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia.". finished Sophie.