So you leap back into the air
and notice your back end seems to be a bit
of a drag.
Turning that lengthy neck of yours
you stare at your coily
tail and notice the stone
nestled in those coils.
So you bend over to a degree
impossible for either a human
boy or girl and seize that stone
in your fore talons.
Then you position yourself above
Pastor Billy Friday and drop the stone
on his head
knocking him out.
Then since all that horsemeat is making you
awfully hungry
you gobble up the two dead horses
and quickly grow in
size
Then you easily lift up the buckboard with your much bigger
body and pull out your dad and leave him high and dry
above the rising
creek waters.
As a afterthough you smash in half that nasty
Springfield smoothbore
and toss its pieces
into the creek.
Better safe than sorry.
Then you feel your mind and dragoness body
dissolving and
when you wake up its hours later,the Sun is rising
and you're a naked 11 year old
pioneer prarie boy under the quilts of your bed again