The ape sleeping with its gigantic bare butt staining the leather sofa scratched its balls as it had a wet dream about making out with a trio of hot actresses.
Norman was still shocked about the whole situation. He always thought that Max couldn’t be more disgusting, and just now he had become a wild nudist beast!... Oh, there was also an alien from outer space sitting on Norman’s recliner.
But Norman was cool about the latter. He had a plan.
“I’ve decided that I want to change... You, Alpha!”
The alien’s cheeks turned blue. Was he blushing? “Aw, you flatter me, Mr. Earthling. But it’s not surprising you chose me...” The alien stood up from the recliner and caressed its exposed ribs. “...With me being in this attire and all...”
Norman almost lost his balance. “What?! Hell no! Yuck! That’s not the reason at all, you alien perv!”
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about your secret xenophiliac fantasies...”
“YOU are the one who has weird fantasies!” Norman sighed. “Anyway, how does this thing work...Whoa!”
When Norman turned the dial lots of colorful holographic characters danced around the room majestically until they posed on top of the dialer device.
Norman waved the device around, the characters following his patterns. “Woah, with this thing I could be a hit at parties!”
“Hahaha, silly earthlings. Always awed by the silliest things.” The alien who a few minutes ago had been hypnotized by a lamp commented aloud.
Norman pointed the device at Alpha and, after taking a deep breath, began turning the dial.
“T...”
“This is kinda exciting for me too, you know.” Alpha said. “I’ve never been transformed into anything...Well, unless we count my larvae state back when I was born...”
“...O...”
“...So yeah, this is my first time. Don’t be too rough...”
“...I...”
“...But this must be a turn on for you as well. I mean, looking at your face, the genital antenna above your mouth has been pointing straight out since we’ve meet... That must be a good sign...”
“...L - E - T.”
Alpha felt his body all tingly. He was getting heavier by the second, his legs fused, breaking the tighty-whities apart in the process. His mouth opened wide forming a gigantic O-shape, but the alien still kept talking with his mouth full.
“Woah...This feels awesome! Let me guess... I can’t move so I must be inanimate... I’m too heavy to be a chair... Oh! I know! I’m a throne!”
“Yes, Alpha.” Said Norman. “You’ll be the biggest throne in the house.”
“Hurray! I can’t wait for someone to sit on me!” Alpha seemed genuinely happy for the last seconds before his eyes fused to his empty water tank.
A tube came out from the floor and attached itself inside Alpha’s anus. The alien gasped, but he figured this was a common function for Earthling thrones, so he just felt pride as the water flowed through him.
Great, now Norman had a giant brown ape AND a toilet in the middle of his living room. He felt bad about lying to the alien, but he needed to immobilize him somehow. He could’ve turned him into less embarrassing pieces of furniture but he needed him to be bolted to the floor.
Norman put his hand on the toilet. It wasn’t porcelain, it actually felt like naked skin... Thank goodness the alien’s skin was grey, this was easier to hide.
“Sorry! I’ll fix this soon!” Norman said to the sleeping ape and the inanimate toilet before going into his bedroom.
“Why? I feel fresher than a space squid.” Gurgled the water from the alien toilet.
Norman looked at the dialer. Holy shit, this thing could blow up the whole world if he wanted to! He had to make sure it never got in the wrong hands and he still hadn’t decided if the alien’s hands were the right hands so he had decided to disarm Alpha for the moment.
Still... Norman couldn’t decide what to do on his own. He was just a yesman to everyone in his life, it’s not like he could suddenly make a decision as world-changing as this one.
So he decided to call his friend Alfred. Alfred would know what to do, he was a policeman, his word was literally the law.
Norman put the alien dialer on top of his bed and grabbed his phone from his desk.
“Oh, Norman! How are you?” Alfred’s voice asked him.
“I’m fine.” Norman answered. “Well, not so fine actually. You see I found this alien...”
“An illegal alien?”
“Yes, I suppose he is. He broke in illegally after all...”
“Holy crap! Are you hurt? How’s Max?”
“Oh, he’s all naked on the sofa with the alien next to him...”
“Fuck, an illegal alien raped Max?!”
“No, Max has been sleeping through the whole thing so I don’t think he’ll remember...”
“An illegal alien rapist raped Max after drugging him?!!”
“Look, that’s not what matters. The thing is, the alien has given me an artifact from unknown origin that could destroy everything if I’m careless...”
“An illegal alien terrorist rapist raped Max after drugging him and he has given you a weapon of mass destruction?!!!”
“No, it’s ok. I accepted it out of courtesy, but it’s not like I’m gonna use it for anything bad...”
“I don’t doubt that Norman, but seriously, you have to learn to say ‘no’ for once in your life! You have to make your own decisions... So... Stay wherever you are and don’t do anything until I’m there to tell you what to do!”
“Yes, Alfred.”
“Good! Seriously, you make me worry sometimes. Don’t worry, I’m already on my way!” Alfred hung up.
Norman was so glad. Surely Alfred would fix everything up.
Meanwhile, Max the ape groggily woke up. He had an erection from his wet dream but for some reason his member seemed smaller than before. Weird. He incorporated himself on the couch, and noticed he was naked. Not so weird. He yawned and stretched.
Damn, he had to piss real bad. He stood up but stumbled across a random toilet. That was weird as hell. Why was there a toilet in the middle of the living room? And instead of cold porcelain, it was made of a warm, squishy material... Oh, well.
“Oh, hello there big guy. Did you sleep well?” Gurgled the water inside the toilet.
Maybe it was the drowsiness from having been just woken up or the loss of intelligence from the shrinkage of his brain, but Max just ignored all these occurrences and just pointed his dick at the bowl and let out a stream of foul-smelling piss.
“Owowow! What in the name of the Gigastar is this nasty salutation?!” Screamed Alpha, tasting every single drop that came out from the gorilla's cock.