"What is your name?" Mark asked the nerd.
"My name is Simon," replied the zonked out nerd.
"Relax Simon. In a moment, when I touch my hand to your head, you will forget your name. Do you understand?"
"I will cease to remember my name upon contact from your hand."
"That is correct Simon... you ready?" Mark said as he touched his hand to Simon`s forehead.
"Now, what is your name?" Mark asked.
"I am not sure. I know I had a name... but... I`ve forgotten it!"
"Do you want to know your name?" Mark asked.
"Yes, I would greatly appreciate you telling me my name."
"Your name is Jarrod, but everyone calls you Rod, because of your huge penis."
"But that doesn`t make sense... I am not endowed in that area."
"Actually, you are. You can feel your brain cells reassigning themselves to your lower extremities.... you can feel your penis growing, and you, yourself, getting dumber and dumber. In fact, I think that you will find, for every inch of penile growth, you will loose 10 IQ points. What is your IQ?" Mark asked.
"160... 159....Ummm ohhh...." the new Jarrod replied.
"Let me know when you have grown about 7 inches." Mark said.
After watching the soon to be skater boi squirm, he replied, "It`s com... comp... it`s like done, dude."
"Very nice Jarrod. Now what is your name?"
"Jarrod. People call me Rod because of my huge fuckstick."
"That`s very good Jarrod. Now what do you like to do?"
"I like to read, study astro-physics and genetics. I also like to design new..."
"No you don`t," Mark said, interupting Jarrod, "You like skating. You also like snowboarding, and any extreme sports. You are also into getting high with your skater friends, and working out. Isn`t that right?"
"Yeah, that`s right. I live to skate and get high!"
"But your language... How long have you been a skater Jarrod?"
"I`ve been a skater all my life."
"Yes, that`s right Jarrod. You were practally born with a skateboard in your arms. Tell me, do you like school? Go to classes? Academic stuff like that?"
"No, not really."
"That`s right. You don`t like school, and you don`t go to classes. You have never really done either of those things... so you should talk like it."
"You`s fucking right. I should fucking talk likes I ams!"
"That`s the spirit Jarrod. Now, tell me, how were you dressed this morning."
"I was wearing a tight ass wife beater, a pair of boxers, some shreaded low-hanging jeans cut-offs and my black Pumas."
As Jarrod said this, each article of clothing appeared on Jarrod`s body. But they didn`t quite fit him... yet..."
"Now, tell me what you remember yourself looking like this morning."
"I was wearing my gear, and the wife beater was tight-ass... I wear it to show off my pecs... it`s really pumped."
As Jarrod said these words, his chest elgorged, and became a beautiful set of pecs.
"My guns arent`t the biggest, but they did measure 20 inches."
Jarrod`s biceps swelled and grew to 20 inches.
"My medium-length blond hair hung down infront of my eyes, and almost hit my shoulders."
Jarrod`s hair lengthened, and thickened. It lightened in color, and became a typical skater`s hair cut.
"I wear it like that because it draws attention to my eyes."
Jarrod`s muddy brown eyes, sparkled and took on an otherworldly light blue hue.
"I was golden tan beacuase of all the fucking time i spend in the sun."
Jarrod`s skin glistened as it took on a beautiful tan color... like that of a person who spent all day in the sun.
"I looked like a fucking skating god, `cause I am a skating god."
And with that, Jarrod`s body fufilled hiw words. His legs thickened, and became strong and muscular... perfect for doing all those tricks with his skateboard. His bookback disappeared, and what appeared was a skateboard that was well used. His wallet in his back pocket changed to a leather wallet with a wallet chain, clipped to the front of his super baggy, super low-hanging jeans. Tattoos sprouted on his biceps, and accross the back of his now impressive back. Both nipples became pierced with silver hoops of a thick guage. And both his ears became multiply pierced.
"That`s right Jarrod. You`re a skating god... now what are you going to do?" Mark asked.