Yeah! A goddamn bear was chewing on my leg! It came out of nowhere too! I just suddenly noticed that a bear was biting me! It was insanely painful! Imagine if you were being attacked by scissors rapidly! It was horrible and a bloody mess.
Just as I thought I was going to die, I had an idea. I took the bag of rotten trash, and threw it into the woods outside my house. The bear, quite quickly distracted, ran away and started eating the trash instead.
Here's when the strange things started happening. As I was starting to bleed out and felt almost dead, I decided to call 911 and tried to see if they could save me. As I was calling them to my house, I had to tell them the condition of my leg. The strange thing was, when I took another look at what should've been a broken leg, was now clean and healed.
After hanging up my cell phone, I headed back inside to relax. I went into the living room and turned on the TV. The show that was currently on was a show about bears. Odd coincidence since I was just attacked by one a few minutes prior.
Then I suddenly felt an intense pain. I fell to the floor out of agony. This pain wasn't like the pain of food poisoning, because it surged through the entirety of my being. Then, I noticed it.
Brown fur.
I was growing brown fur all over my body! I was becoming some sort of beast!
I felt my jaws and teeth snap as if they were breaking. My nose became very sensitive. My hands and feet were becoming paws with sharp claws. I heard ripping as my clothing popped off of my now growing body. My ears grew sensitive and started to migrate. My nose finally pushed out and fused with with my mouth to form a snout. My chest and back continued to grow fur, and I became fatter. I felt a sharp pain in my spine as I grew a stubby tail.
After what felt like an eternity of suffering, I involuntary released a great roar of pain, and I felt a release from suffering.
After I could feel my body again, I went up to my bathroom and looked into the mirror. I was genuinely surprised by what I saw...
I was a huge anthropomorphic grizzly bear about 8 or 9 feet tall! I had huge claws, and razor sharp teeth! I had an enormous fat belly! But everywhere else I was extremely muscular. I was ripped!!! As was my clothing.
I realized that I had my clothes ripped off, revealing my special junk, which was impressively large and furry as well.
I let out a high pitched scream and ran and tried to find something to cover my self and I found....